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-- Sex is overrated.
-- I don't want to go too far on the first date.
-- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.
-- Don't we owe your mother a visit?
-- I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down.
-- Dessert goes right to my hips.
-- I hate when I miss Oprah.
-- Does this suit make me look fat?
-- I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,456
David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex
Even if sex means death, people will still do it.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 27
David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex
Even if sex means death, people will still do it.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 941
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,282
Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations
Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,753
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,381
Tess - Tub-a-Love
Big girls have to stick together.
Tags: Tess (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,227
Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,144
Vanessa Hollingshead - Curly Hair
If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,337
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