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The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.''
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.
The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 559
Tony Rock - Black Superhero
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 955
Ted Alexandro - Figure Skating
Ted likes to watch figure skaters fall on TV.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 541
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234
Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family
When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (304), parenting (151)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 22,805
Kevin Hart - Fist Fight
Kevin is a grown, little man.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 22,684
Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,555
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,818
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 897
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 734
