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When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."
So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.
The husband says, "I can deal with that."
He takes off her shirt and shouts, "Boy! you are small, but I love you nyway."
The husband says, "I have something to confess also."
She says, "No matter what I will still love you."
He says, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."
She says, "I can deal with that."
So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up.
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"
He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,506
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,295
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,271
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,465
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,791
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,429
