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I'm keeping in shape, you
know, gotta look good for the ladies -- and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.
Nick Griffin - What Men Want
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,040
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,347
Sully McCullough - Going to the Gym
Nobody at the gym knows why Sully goes there, unless it's to design the gym's website.
Tags: Sully McCullough (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 394
Sandra Bernhard - Gold's Gym
All the women at Sandra's gym are done up.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), The A-List (491), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 650
Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,048
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,022
Sue Kolinsky - Body Image
If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,743
Sharon Houston - Fantasy Wedding
Weddings should be more like music videos.
Tags: Sharon Houston (1), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/11/01
Views: 2,411
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
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