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"Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist.
"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Whipping out your penis is a bold pick-up strategy.
Don't feed the Jews.
Rick smokes blonde Lebanese hash with Christopher Walken in an Amsterdam coffee shop.
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Wanda Sykes calls Clinton an idiot.
Judy's stand-up at a pro-choice benefit was intentionally offensive.
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Bars and clubs are not the best places to meet guys.

