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She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
"You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
Reno Collier - Married Life
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 915
Jim Breuer - Two Worlds
Single guys use their towels as curtains.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,883
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,990
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 347
Bobby Slayton - Errands
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 326
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,647
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 28,409
Bobby Slayton - Dressing Yourself
Gay black men are the best dressers.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 337
Nick DiPaolo - Spending Money
Nick and his wife fight about money.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,129
Tami Vernekoff - Wedding Rings
Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.
Tags: Tami Vernekoff (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 393
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