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Men are like toilets, they're either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of shit.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Doug Williams - Marriage

Marriage is for women.

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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 922

Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk

It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,813

Michael Somerville - Growing Up The Youngest

Michael Somerville had a tough childhood.

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Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 377

Billiam Coronel - SPF 45

SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 211

Tom Papa - MTV's Spring Break

If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.

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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,158

John Heffron - Stripper Dust

John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,279

Pete Correale - Fighting

Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.

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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,684

Eddy Ifft - Periods

Living with your sister will get you a PhD in the period.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,195

Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod

When did Laura become security at the gay border?

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Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,280

Richard Lewis - Failure to Commit

Richard has a hard time committing to a relationship.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 570

 
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