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Marriage is for women.
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Michael Somerville had a tough childhood.
SPF 45 is for vampires.
Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
Living with your sister will get you a PhD in the period.

