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Men are like toilets, they're either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of shit.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Doug Williams - Marriage

Marriage is for women.

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Posted: 03/31/05
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Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk

It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.

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Michael Somerville - Growing Up The Youngest

Michael Somerville had a tough childhood.

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Posted: 12/01/05
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Billiam Coronel - SPF 45

SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Joe DeRosa - Inventing a Major

Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,504

Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral

Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'

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Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 125

Tom Papa - MTV's Spring Break

If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.

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Posted: 08/26/01
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John Heffron - Stripper Dust

John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,261

Pete Correale - Fighting

Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.

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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,529

Eddy Ifft - Periods

Living with your sister will get you a PhD in the period.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,176

 
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