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On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying “Pass the sugar, sugar.... Pass the honey, honey.”

Then he says, “Pass the tea, you old bag.”

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Charlie Murphy - Population High

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Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven

All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.

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My Car the Bus

Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.

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Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.

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Posted: 08/16/09
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Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

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Posted: 08/16/09
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Charlie Murphy - The 300

If you want to see Charlie Murphy bitch out, challenge him to a butt naked sword fight.

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Posted: 02/27/10
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Charlie Murphy - Too Far

The male ego is the reason an old man will challenge a young man to a fist fight.

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Posted: 02/27/10
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Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste

Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.

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Posted: 05/27/10
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Jim Norton - The Tiger Woods Story

Jim can relate to a naked man in the fetal position mumbling, "Why didn't she keep her mouth shut?"

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Posted: 10/01/10
Views: 2,793