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The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter."
"D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?"
The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain.
Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. "Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter, I have a great job and my self-esteem is fantastic. However, my wife says that she misses the great sex we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches."
The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,177
Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth
Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,282
Stevie Ray Fromstein - Sex Noises
Men aren't as vocal in bed as women.
Tags: Stevie Ray Fromstein (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 652
Debbie Shea - Egg Hunt
Debbie celebrated Easter a little differently this year.
Tags: Debbie Shea (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 381
Jason Kuller - Not Getting Laid
Chicks don't dig guys who say "getting laid."
Tags: Jason Kuller (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 434
Ajai Sanders - Orgasmic Frenzy
Tevin Campbell sends Ajai Sanders after a younger man.
Tags: Ajai Sanders (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/11/94
Views: 426
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,308
Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179
Jonathan Solomon - Dating
In the 70s, it was acceptable to be a slime.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 259
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 206
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