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He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?"
"No," she replied. "But why do you ask?"
"You moved," he said.
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Men are quite simple.
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

