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A couple, who had been married for years, were making love.

He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?"

"No," she replied. "But why do you ask?"

"You moved," he said.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,846

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,273

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
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Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

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Posted: 12/12/97
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Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,634

Lois Bromfield - Sexual Peak

Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,510

Greg Giraldo - Cleavage

Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.

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Posted: 12/08/02
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Jonathan Solomon - After Sex

It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016

Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

Tags: Chris Case (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,366

 
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