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The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
Lois Bromfield - Sexual Peak
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,510
Jack Coen - Surprising
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 181
Tracy Smith - Older Woman
Dating a younger man helps Tracy not feel so old.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,322
Tracy Smith - Dating Regret
Being single in your 30s can stir up a lot of regret.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,097
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 963
John Heffron - Video Games
Women are not like video games.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 9,258
John Heffron - Recall Button
The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,157
Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 915
Peter Berman - The Meaning of Life
No one's going to listen to you when you're old.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,928
Sebastian Maniscalco - Dancing
Guys can do anything on the first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 6,383
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