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There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
There's no way I'm letting you think this is a date.
OH YES! RIGHT THERE!
Well, near there, I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get drunk and make fun of you and your friends.
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,835
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,118
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,792
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,386
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,435
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,899
Rudy Rush - Break Ups
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 10,787
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