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''Just be quiet!!!'' snapped the officer. ''Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.''
''But officer, I just wanted to say...''
''And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!''
A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, ''Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.''
''Don't count on it,'' said the prisoner. ''I'm the groom.''
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
Kevin is a grown, little man.
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?

