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''Just be quiet!!!'' snapped the officer. ''Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.''
''But officer, I just wanted to say...''
''And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!''
A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, ''Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.''
''Don't count on it,'' said the prisoner. ''I'm the groom.''
Tony Rock - Black Superhero
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.
Tags: Tony Rock (2), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 930
Kevin Hart - Fist Fight
Kevin is a grown, little man.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 22,187
Louis Ramey - Uptight Cops
Louis gets pulled over because he's black.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,512
Reese Waters - Blacking Out
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (987), music (710)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 181
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (987), animals (783)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,942
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 6,532
Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,843
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (293), laws (171)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,410
Leo Allen - Confident Drunk
Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,332
