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You have very nice legs. What time do they open?
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Posted: 10/30/08

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,271

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,295

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,506

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,477

Greg Behrendt - Relationships

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641

Jonathan Solomon - After Sex

It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016

Adam Ferrara - The Hunt

Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127

 
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