Sabrina Matthews Jokes
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Sabrina Matthews: Gym Rats
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I went to a gay
gym -- I don't know if a building can actually be gay -- I went to a gym where a lot of gay people worked out. And they were real gym rats, too, you know? The guys were in there pressing 40 bajillion pounds; women are pressing twice that. I'm in there, I got like a broomstick and two bagels.
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 526
Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 606
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 663
Reggie McFadden - Money and Dating
Dating is rough.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,340
Jeremy Hotz - The Gym
The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,876
Jeff Allen - Wife Rules
Jeff's wife is going through menopause.
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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 702
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 689
Ted Alexandro - The Gym
Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 1,054
Marc Maron - Passive Exercise
Marc rationalizes not going to the gym.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 434
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