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Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?"
The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
"What happened then?" they ask.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,116
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 4,645
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 523
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,408
Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 236
Doug Williams - Marriage
Marriage is for women.
Tags: Doug Williams (2), men/women (839), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 542
Tony Brown - Perfect People
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Tags: Tony Brown (2), men/women (839), marriage (413)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 111
Retha Jones - The Bachelor
Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), men/women (839), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,026
Richard Jeni - Single or Married
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,271
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (905), men/women (839)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,885
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