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Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? do you rule your roost?"
The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
"What happened then?" they ask.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,931
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,015
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (987), marriage (575)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,259
Tony Brown - Perfect People
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Tags: Tony Brown (2), men/women (987), marriage (575)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 167
Doug Williams - Marriage
Marriage is for women.
Tags: Doug Williams (2), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 897
Retha Jones - The Bachelor
Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,231
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,100
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 866
Richard Jeni - Single or Married
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,750
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,271
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