Promography | men/women | Jokes.com

Men/Women Jokes
men/women
It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have a date. Her brother felt sorry for her and decided to help. He offered to take her. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. At the dance, they just sat there. Her brother offered to dance. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. After the dance, her brother took her to Makeout Mountain. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. It got hot and heavy, and they ended up having sex. Afterwards, she turned to her brother and said 'Man, you're better than Dad!'

"Yeah, that's what Mom says, too!"

Filed Under: whatever (2379),  sex (2376),  men/women (1714)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 10/30/08

Paul Rodriguez - Family Planning Clinic

Latinos in the U.S. can multiply forever.

Tags: Paul Rodriguez (7), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 5,427

Jeff Cesario - Kids

Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 858

Keith Robinson - Jealousy

Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.

Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,196

Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk

It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,791

Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage

Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,581

Jo Koy - Eight Pounds

Football isn't tough.

Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 14,586

Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms

Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.

Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 860

Greg Giraldo - First Baby

Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 614

Greg Giraldo - Men Are Pigs

There are no ratty strip clubs for women, and Greg Giraldo knows why.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 955

Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 422

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?