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And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile
And is always neat and clean.
The perfect man likes kids
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking.
He will clean and vacuum, too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And will kiss away your pain.
He never makes you cry
Nor caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem --
The perfect man is gay.
TJ Miller - Onomatopoetic Women
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
Tags: TJ Miller (8), men/women (1003), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,975
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,968
Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,998
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,848
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,634
DVD Exclusive- Nick Swardson - Touching Shirley Jones' Boob
Nick Swardson talks about filming a steamy sex scene with Shirley Jones.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), men/women (1003),
Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 6,237
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,469
Bob Nickman - Man/Woman
Bob is all things to all people.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,372
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
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