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''Oh, mama,'' she replied, ''the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...''
Suddenly she burst out crying. ''But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!''
''Sarah,'' her mother said, ''calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?''
''Please don't make me tell you, mama,'' wept the daughter, ''I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!''
''Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!''
Still sobbing, the bride said, ''Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!''
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,296
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,846
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,273
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,792
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,130
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,435
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,899
