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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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Posted: 10/30/08

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Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

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Men like looking at breasts.

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Tony can't handle people with bad breath.

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The latches are always broken in the men's room.

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Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

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Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

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