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Mike Yard: Male and Female Friendships
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Women know deep stuff about their friends. They talk intimate stuff. Guys, we don't really have that. Our friendships are shallow. I got people I've been friends with for 15 years -- I don't even know their real names.
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Posted: 07/27/06

Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships

Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (1003), observational (334)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,890

Leslie - Posse

Leslie breaks down the members of a lady posse.

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Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,113

Carol Siskind - Men and Women

Men have less stressful lives than women.

Tags: Carol Siskind (6), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 512

Jonathan Solomon - After Sex

It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016

Carol Siskind - Dating

Women perceive time differently than men.

Tags: Carol Siskind (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 580

Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four

At level three of drinking: you love the world.

Tags: Larry Miller (4), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 896

Gerard Guillory - Telephone

Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 894

Jay Mohr - Wood Shop

After your wood shop project went wrong, it was hard to look your friends in the eye.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), men/women (1003), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 398

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.

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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600

John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl

Girls don't leave their own behind.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,078

 
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