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The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly.
The second guy asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q. Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions.
Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?"
"Absolutely!" says the man.
The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.
Julie Goldman - Confusing
If a straight guy comes on to Julie Goldman, she knows he's gay.
Tags: Julie Goldman (2), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 744
Lewis Dix - English Book
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), books (748)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 366
George Willborn - Growing Up
George Willborn grew up poor and happy.
Tags: George Willborn (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,376
Corey Holcomb - Rough Childhood
Corey gets put in special ed.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 3,077
Josh Sneed - Dumb Girlfriend
Josh's ex-girlfriend was not smart.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 3,084
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,549
Ty Barnett - New Birth Control
There should be restrictions on who can breed.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 1,894
Doc Barham - Media
Media is like computers: garbage in, garbage out.
Tags: Doc Barham (2), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 332
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Evolution
One fan's email to Dane turned out to be the thing that caused Dane to evolve into the comedian he is today.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,597
John Heffron - Stripper Dust
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,279
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