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"Men are like fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
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Posted: 10/30/08

Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,954

Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,985

Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,846

Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births

Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,244

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,633

David Alan Grier - New York City's Women and Men

New York City has classy women and men that give them nothing to believe in.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 2,889

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841

Kurt Metzger - Settling Down

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169

Rachel Feinstein - Mom Boss

Rachel Feinstein loves men who think it's her naughty little idea to be a woman.

Tags: Rachel Feinstein (6), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 5,282

Rudy Rush - Hygiene

There's no easy way for a man to tell a woman she's not so fresh.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,699

 
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