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"Men are like fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
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Posted: 10/30/08

Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), America (446)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,585

Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), Barack Obama (963)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,654

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (318), interview (2793), sex (1269)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,545

Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), ethnic (813)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,614

Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births

Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), men/women (987), kids (828)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 30,962

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Shout Outs - Kevin Hart

Mac Dre, I don't care what they say. You ain't gay.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), men/women (987), growing up (450)

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 38,584

Hannibal Buress - Older Women

You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.

Tags: Hannibal Buress (2), men/women (987), Live at Gotham (293)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 33,256

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (987), marriage (575)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,270

Bill Burr - Relentless Women

There's no line women can't cross.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (987), fights (112)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 51,026

 
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