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Kurt Metzger: A Perfect "8"
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She's like, 'Oh, I'm not
a 10? What does that mean? Did you settle? Did you have to settle for me?' Which is awkward because that's what I thought we were both doing, first of all. It's a problem now? Isn't that why it's called 'settling down'? That's what I thought. It's not called, 'reaching for the stars,' is it?
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance
Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,818
Kurt Metzger - An Eighth Cherokee
Kurt doesn't want to hear about your heritage.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 877
Hell Gigs - Kurt Metzger
Some people will turn into demons for free t-shirts.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Paul Mecurio (12)
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 86
Kurt Metzger - Interview - Early Days
Kurt Metzger remembers how he got started.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/09/08
Views: 1,106
Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads
Kurt has a lifetime supply of Kinoki Foot Pads.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), AIDS (57)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,034
Kurt Metzger - Ice Cream
Kurt contrasts Haagen Dazs and Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), AIDS (57)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,415
Kurt Metzger - Bake and Brag
It's all guilt trips.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marijuana (190)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,543
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
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