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Johnny Sanchez: Height Makes the Difference
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Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the Hamburglar.
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Posted: 08/31/00

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