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"I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again.
"That was amazing," said his wife. "Can I bring over our neighbor to show her?"
The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of his accomplishment. So his wife brought back a delicious looking woman.
"Dick, ten-HUT!" And his penis sprang up. "Dick, at EASE!" Nothing. "Dick, at EASE!" Still nothing. "For the last time, Dick -- at EASE!"
Frustratingly enough, nothing happened. Embarrassed, he ran off to the bathroom. Worried, his wife ran after and found that he was vigorously masturbating.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm giving this guy a dishonorable discharge!"
Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms
Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 7,022
Greg Hahn - Marine Life
Marines are always yelling.
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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,613
Richard Lewis - Masturbation
Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg."
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 944
Jake Johannsen - Military
Jake thinks about being gay.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 236
Bob Oschack - Masturbation
Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,364
Jacob Sirof - Masturbation
Once you're married, it's hard to find time to masturbate.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,431
Open Mic Challenge - Shane Woerner
Shane Woerner has some deep thoughts about autoerotic asphyxiation.
Tags: dirty (56), masturbation (36)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 157
Richard Lewis - Low Self-Esteem
The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 499
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.
Tags: Tom McCaffrey (2), sex (1283), movies (559)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 730
Bob Oschack - New Year's Resolution
Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 453
