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- Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
- Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
- Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,022
Kevin Hart - Impressing Women
Women like tough guys.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 17,549
Pam Matteson - Women
Being a bitch is an art form.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 613
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 424
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 6,559
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 258
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 8,901
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 776
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,285
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,928
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