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-- Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards.
-- If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
-- A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up.
-- Birth control would come in ale or lager.
-- Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand.
-- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,465
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,830
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,118
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,791
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,382
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,426
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,889
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