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What do you call a women who knows where her husband is each night?

A widow.

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Posted: 10/30/08

TJ Miller - Onomatopoetic Women

My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"

Tags: men/women (1003), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,975

Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,968

Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,998

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636

Greg Giraldo - Pride

Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,848

Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births

Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Shout Outs - Kevin Hart

Mac Dre, I don't care what they say. You ain't gay.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), men/women (1003), growing up (453)

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 38,770

Hannibal Buress - Older Women

You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.

Tags: Hannibal Buress (2), men/women (1003), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 33,365

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,643

 
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