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"I'm on a honeymoon."
"Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?"
"Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection."
"What about oral sex?"
"Gingivitis."
"Anal sex?"
"Diarrhea."
"Pardon my question, but why are you with her?"
"Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,456
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,308
Tony Stone - Sports and Sex
Guys only talk about sports and sex.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 632
David Alan Grier - Bathroom Sex
A recent survey states that 35% of women in America have a fear of farting during orgasm.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 1,329
Dave Attell - Porn
Who doesn't like porn?
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 1,495
Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,144
Christian Finnegan - Dry Humping and the Olympics
Why would you make the Olympics less dangerous?
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 872
Marsha Warfield - Hero
Pee-Wee Herman is a better man than Magic Johnson.
Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 978
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 559
Tess - Tub-a-Love
Big girls have to stick together.
Tags: Tess (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,226
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