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An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.

"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"

"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."

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Posted: 10/30/08

Retta - Lions in Heat

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

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Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.

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Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.

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There are two things that every man wants more than sex.

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Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

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Men only want four things out of life.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Steve McGrew - Animal Sex

Animals know how to have good sex.

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Posted: 09/24/04
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