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"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.
Older women are like old couches.
There are two things that every man wants more than sex.
What do you think the test to become a cougar is like? Do you think there's any running involved?
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Men only want four things out of life.
Animals know how to have good sex.

