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If you open up the
hood and start talking about, 'That's got a dual-head-cammy,' you might as well say, 'Banana, banana, banana.' I don't know what the f**k you're talking about.
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,477
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 492
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,804
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 642
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,320
Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 321
Richard Jeni - Single or Married
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,766
Steve Byrne - Flat Tire
You can't drive off a flat tire.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 6,390
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