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Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store
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For as much as I
know about being a guy, I ought to go to a hardware store wearing a tiara. 'Hi, do you have a bang-bang-bang to put the pointy thing in? I need a grab-hold and twisty because I'm putting up some -- help! -- curtains.'
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 491
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 420
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,548
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,352
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641
Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 656
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
Sometimes your flight is canceled, and other times your airline is canceled.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,334
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,314
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