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''How much for the white one?''
"$10."
''How much for the black one?''
''$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves. The proprietor returns and asks how things went.
"Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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There are things men do you'll never see women do.
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Guys only talk about sports and sex.
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A recent survey states that 35% of women in America have a fear of farting during orgasm.
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Dave Attell - Porn
Who doesn't like porn?
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Dom Irrera - Human Manatee
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
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Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
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Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
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Megan's friends don't know her.
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Tess - Tub-a-Love
Big girls have to stick together.
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