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I got a boy that
was married, been married for six years -- videotaped his wedding day, never watched it. Six years later, now he watches it every day, but he watches it in reverse. I asked him. He said, 'I love seeing myself take that ring back off her f**kin' finger.'
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,314
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,338
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 715
Rondell Sheridan - Newlyweds
Men are not as complicated as women think.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 490
Rondell Sheridan - Marriage Observer
The moment a guy says, "I do," his pants are replaced with a tennis skirt.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 460
Adam Sandler - Girlfriends
Pretty girls intimidate Adam.
Tags: Adam Sandler (23), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 21,982
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,077
Lowell Sanders - Dating Etiquette
Women expect certain things on a date.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 1,073
Earthquake - Marriage Is Rough
You have to keep a marriage going because child support is too expensive.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 1,876
Bob Marley - Ordering Food
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,131
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