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What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's penis.

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Posted: 10/30/08

David Feldman - Sexism

If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.

Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 410

John Henton - Suing the President

It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.

Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290

Steve Marmel - Affairs

Every president has had extra-marital affairs.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 358

Drew Fraser - Government Drugs

Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,670

Jonathan Katz - Happily Married

Lately, Jonathan thinks that his wife is having an affair.

Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 354

Dwayne Perkins - Scale of 1 to 10

The government should regulate how we rate other people.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,293

Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends

Women hog all the hot water in the shower.

Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610

Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373

 
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