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What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
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Posted: 10/30/08

Retta - Lions in Heat

Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.

Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,858

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,477

Deb DiGiovanni - Cougars

What do you think the test to become a cougar is like? Do you think there's any running involved?

Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 167

Dane Cook - A Heist and a Monkey

There are two things that every man wants more than sex.

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Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 11,424

Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets

Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,056

David Alan Grier - Older Women

Older women are like old couches.

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Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,989

Tom Papa - Cat Sex

Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.

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Posted: 08/26/01
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Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice

A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,097

Tom Rhodes - Bad Relationships

A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.

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Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 819

Harland Williams - Parent Sex

Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 775

 
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