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Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
What do you think the test to become a cougar is like? Do you think there's any running involved?
There are two things that every man wants more than sex.
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Older women are like old couches.
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.

