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"What's a bitch and a pussy?"
"Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad.
"What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy.
"Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"
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Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
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There should be restrictions on who can breed.
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Nobody respects a suburbanite.
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Blair encounters a very specific fetish.
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Twenty seven percent of Hummer owners are pricks.
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A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
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Victoria's husband is very macho.
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Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
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