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Women go there to dance.
They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, 'I just need to go. I just need to dance. I'm serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- I've had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance!' You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, 'Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!'
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 18,860
Dane Cook - A Heist and a Monkey
There are two things that every man wants more than sex.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 11,060
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), music (710), wars (463)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 994,780
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), religion (770),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 31,584
Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors
Hardwood floors suck for cheating.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), relationships (15)
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 67,363
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (39), gay/homosexual (622),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 92,222
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), babies (16)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 85,299
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (39), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (123)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 19,802
Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction
Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), food (790), restaurants (46)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 39,659
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