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You New York chicks are high-maintenance... I'm not saying you're not worth it, I'm saying I ain't got it.
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Posted: 04/14/05

Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615

Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls

High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,806

Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson

If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 945

Dan Naturman - Racist Dating

Racism is alive and well in America.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,151

Louis C.K. - Getting Into Arguments

Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.

Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 5,887

Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies

Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576

Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,832

Kurt Metzger - Settling Down

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169

Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3

Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031

Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex

Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,887

 
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