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Clinton Jackson: Talk to the Cat
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I never talk to our
cat, and our cat certainly never talks to me. So I don't know why my wife is compelled to put the cat on the phone when I call home, but I love my wife, so I will talk to the cat.
Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,343
Clinton Jackson - Best Friend's Wedding
If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 925
Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 967
Christian Finnegan - Spooning With a Chihuahua
You can't be manly next to a Chihuahua.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 490
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,943
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 640
Mark Brazill - You're Not My Real Dad
Do you think Joseph sent Jesus to his room?
Tags: Mark Brazill (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 438
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,788
Craig Shoemaker - Family Dog
Craig's wife has a different reaction to his dog's balls.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,348
Joe Yannetty - Wish Your Wife Was a Guy
Road trips are best left to a guy and his friends, not a guy and his wife.
Tags: Joe Yannetty (2), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,077
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