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The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. "That way," he explains, "if she doesn't like one, she can use the other."
The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason.
The third man says, "I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the negligee, she can go screw herself."
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (905), men/women (839)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 196
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 23,324
Jim Breuer - Two Worlds
Single guys use their towels as curtains.
Tags: Jim Breuer (21), men/women (839), imitations (766)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 456
Reno Collier - Married Life
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), men/women (839), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 605
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 717
Bobby Slayton - Errands
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (905), men/women (839)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 197
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (20), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 469
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (839), dating (611)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 430
DeRay - Black Men
There are certain things black men can't do, like be in relationships.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,258
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,049
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