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The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Single guys use their towels as curtains.
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
There are certain things black men can't do, like be in relationships.
Lingerie is a rip-off.
A man wanted Valentine's Day to be special, so he bought a
bottle of absinthe and stopped by the florist's to order a bouquet of his wife's...
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A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's
looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A...
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It goes: Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day. Is that
fair to anyone who's alone? Those are all days when you gotta be with someone. And...
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Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to
pick anything out -- ever, ever. You don't need us there.
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I discovered a great store this past holiday season: The Body
Shop. Oh my God, that is the perfect last minute thoughtless gift warehouse.
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Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that
cannot be fed. Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer and longer. And you...
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I tried to go Christmas shopping last year, but I didn't have
no money. I just went window-shopping with a brick.
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I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done
three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway...
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Every year back in Ohio, we would have yard sales on Memorial
Day weekend, so it's like Mardi Gras for white trash.
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That's the key to a relationship: honesty. Yeah -- if you can
fake that, you've got it made.
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