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The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. "That way," he explains, "if she doesn't like one, she can use the other."
The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason.
The third man says, "I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the negligee, she can go screw herself."
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 347
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 28,409
Reno Collier - Married Life
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 915
Jim Breuer - Two Worlds
Single guys use their towels as curtains.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,883
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,647
Bobby Slayton - Errands
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 326
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,990
Ross Shafer - Talking
Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.
Tags: Ross Shafer (3), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Richard Lewis - Bad in Bed
Richard was with the wrong woman last week.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 540
Mark Roberts - Being Married
When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 572
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