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The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. "That way," he explains, "if she doesn't like one, she can use the other."
The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason.
The third man says, "I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the negligee, she can go screw herself."
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 338
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 27,296
Jim Breuer - Two Worlds
Single guys use their towels as curtains.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,832
Reno Collier - Married Life
It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 884
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,593
John Heffron - Going to the Store
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,911
Bobby Slayton - Errands
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,274
Peter Berman - Arguments
Men are not thinking when women are thinking.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,143
John Heffron - No Jib Jab
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,801
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