"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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Latinos in the U.S. can multiply forever.
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Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
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The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
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Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 15,942
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Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
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Country singing is a very competitive field.
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Views: 942
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If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
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Why can't men have a Bad Weiner Day?
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Bill Engvall - Boobs
Boobs are the center of all power.
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Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 72,104
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,352
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641
