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''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained.
''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100.'' he explained.
''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' he explained.
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''
TJ Miller - Onomatopoetic Women
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
Tags: men/women (1003), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,975
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,968
Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,998
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 10,848
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Shout Outs - Kevin Hart
Mac Dre, I don't care what they say. You ain't gay.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), men/women (1003), growing up (453)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 38,770
Hannibal Buress - Older Women
You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.
Tags: Hannibal Buress (2), men/women (1003), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 33,365
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,643
