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The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk.
The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die."
The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last week?"
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,973
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,634
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,061
Retha Jones - The Bachelor
Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.
Tags: Retha Jones (3), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,242
Richard Jeni - Single or Married
Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,764
Doug Williams - Marriage
Marriage is for women.
Tags: Doug Williams (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 922
Marc Maron - Getting Engaged
Marc Maron considered leaving his wife at the altar.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 884
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,309
Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 750
Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,167
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