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Arj Barker: We'll Be Together
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I'm coming back. And when I get back, then we'll be together forever -- forever and ever and ever -- until death. Even beyond -- beyond death: two souls enmesh as one soul! One soul floating for all of eternity in the great abyss, the aftermath, that which remains unknown to all who dwell in the trappings of mortal flesh, until the final passing!' Anyway, that's what I left on her answering machine. She hasn't called back yet.
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Posted: 09/21/00

Arj Barker - Radio Contests

There's no rule that you have to love the radio station you just won the contest on.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 4,542

Arj Barker - Mile High Club

Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.

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Richard Jeni - Dating

Dating should be more like poker.

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Posted: 05/05/02
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Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

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Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist

Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.

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Posted: 05/19/93
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Arj Barker - Ohio Stop

Arj honestly thought it would be fun to get laid.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/30/06
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Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl

Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.

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Posted: 03/04/04
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Kevin Hart - Break Up

Kevin was mentally screwed up by an older woman.

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Posted: 02/12/04
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Richard Lewis - Intercourse Double

With Richard, you're not losing an orgasm, you're gaining a friend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 611

Richard Lewis - Nightmare Girlfriend

Richard's last girlfriend had a lot of ex-boyfriends.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 634

 
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