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A gay waiter swishes up to him and says, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer is shocked and says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."
The waiter winks at him and says, "I'm sorry, honey, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the customer says, "All right, what's the name of YOUR penis?"
The waiter replies, "Well I call mine Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin."
So the guy thinks about it for a couple of minutes and still can't come up with anything. So he asks the guy next to him his dick's name.
"I call mine Ford, because it's built ram tough. Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is Secret."
"Secret?" says the waiter, confused.
The customer says, "Yeah... strong enough for a man, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
Rachel Feinstein - Straight with a Little Gay on Top
Why are all straight men a little bit gay now?
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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,968
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,167
Andi Smith - Camping
Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,589
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,636
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,000
John Caparulo - Would You Do That?
Guys talk about weird stuff.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 18,794
Dan Rothenberg - Gay Phase
Gay men will make you feel pretty.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,391
Nick Griffin - What Men Want
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
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Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,041
