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Adam Ferrara: Doing My Part
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I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.
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Posted: 12/31/00

Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In

When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,383

Adam Ferrara - A Sleeping Man

There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,926

Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,886

Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty

Women won't tolerate male honesty.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,323

Adam Ferrara - What a Woman Wants

Women's magazines are a bucket of lies.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 3,562

Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage

Marriage was invented by a woman.

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,119

Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up

Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.

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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 2,636

Adam Ferrara - Communication Skills

Adam learned how to communicate from his father.

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 40,067

Adam Ferrara - God

Hopefully, God doesn't write stuff down.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 1,470

Adam Ferrara - Female Misconception

Men chase women until women catch them.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,457

 
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