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One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,065
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 31,253
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 573
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,813
Cory Kahaney - Second Marriage
Why do men like to have sex first thing in the morning?
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,645
Jeff Cesario - Kids
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 890
Jo Koy - Eight Pounds
Football isn't tough.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 14,848
J. Anthony Brown - Answering Machine
J. Anthony Brown does not need your rapping answering machine message.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 634
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
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