Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
Women can't fart in front of men.
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing.
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
Richard Jeni wants a cooking show for a guy like him.
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Wearing clean underwear in case of an accident is not going to work.
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.

